Al Sharpton Vows To Leave The Country If Donald Trump Becomes President

Hannah Bleau

I’m not a huge Donald Trump fan, but this alone would make me more excited to vote for him in the general election. (And for the record, I will vote for WHOEVER the Republican nominee is, regardless of my personal preference. Republicans need to unite in order to keep Hillary Clinton out of the White House. Case closed.)

Actually, this may be enough to sway even Trump’s biggest critics.

During a Center for American Progress event Thursday, professional race baiter Al Sharpton threatened to leave the United States if Donald Trump becomes president.

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone, while I’m also reserving my ticket to get outta here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton said.

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So if Trump is the nominee and you’re really upset about it, think of it this way: A vote for Trump is a vote for Al Sharpton to leave the country for good. See? Self-deportation. It’s a beautiful thing.

Bonus! Raven-Symoné is leaving if “any Republican gets nominated.” Which means she’ll be leaving for sure, right? Since a Republican will most definitely be nominated? (I know she probably meant elected, but still. Moron.)


Now, if we could only get Michael Moore to commit…