Frozen Chooking Is A Thing.

Mockarena, Co-Founder

This probably goes without saying, but I think that the world is getting dumber.

I don’t know how else to explain the fact that Frozen Chooking is a thing.

If you’re asking, “What in the holy hell is Frozen Chooking?” then congratulations. You are a normal human being.

Frozen Chooking is basically the new planking. Remember planking? When people would randomly lay face down on random objects and take photos of themselves in that position and then post those photos all over the internet? Well, Frozen Chooking is like planking, only instead of laying face down on stuff, you curl up naked into a ball so that you resemble a frozen chicken, in or around random places, and get your photo taken so that you can then post it all over the internet.

This is how people are spending their time now, y’all. There’s even a facebook page dedicated to frozen chooking.

BEHOLD:

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I’m not sure why I felt the need to share this latest ridiculous phenomenon with y’all, except that I didn’t want to know about it alone.

Off to find some vodka now.

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