Feminists Force Clothing Line To Remove ‘Happy Girls Are The Prettiest’ Shirts Because It’s Offensive

Hannah Bleau

The British clothing line Next was forced to remove their “Happy Girls Are The Prettiest” shirts after whiny feminists argued that the phrase alienates people dealing with mental health issues and therefore suggests that girls who aren’t happy aren’t pretty.

This is real life, you guys.

The well-known phrase is part of a longer quote attributed to Audrey Hepburn.

“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”

But UK feminists aren’t having that. Like, why is everyone associating happiness with attractiveness? That’s just plain offensive! Prettiness shouldn’t be associated with happiness EVER. You can be grumpy and pretty too!

So naturally, Next apologized and removed the shirt.

“We have decided to remove the item from sale. It was never our intention to upset or cause offense to any of our customers,” they said.

Just goes to show, feminists are some of the most grumpy, mean unhappy individuals you’ll ever meet. And they want YOU to join in on their misery.