Millenials are shocked by something again – SHOCKED, I TELL YOU! This time, it's because Hillionaire is the top recipient of Wall Street cash. You remember the Wall Street folks. Those are the folks who liberal Democrats hate so much. Those are the folks who drive Occubots so crazy that they're forced to poop on cop cars.
Y'all remember those Wall Street meanies.
Yep. Those dirty capitalist pigs are giving a crap-ton of money to Grandma Snapchat.
Well, isn't that just a kick in the pantsuit…