BREAKING NEWS

Daisy

The White House has no plans to release its beer recipe, y’all. I repeat. NO PLANS TO RELEASE THE WHITE HOUSE BEER RECIPE.

Let’s recap, shall we? College records? NO. Beer recipe? Hell no.

National security details that potentially could affect millions of innocent Americans? Well, duh. Yeah.

Glad we have that straight. And thank goodness for these tough questions. American “journalists” are awesome!