
Alright folks, so for days people have talked about Brett Kavanaugh’s high school calendar, and how the LACK of this supposed “pool party” would exonerate him.
Now, I fully stand by Kavanaugh… but what teenage boy keeps a calendar detailed enough to actually count as evidence?
Brett Kavanaugh did. The kid was an organizational FREAK. (I mean that in a good way. Making lists and keeping calendars is my Zen.)
Here it is – and I truly admire his attention to detail on this one:
Read the 1982 calendar entries from Brett Kavanaugh https://t.co/vrWq39Jq4W pic.twitter.com/BZRYSyT0Zn
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) September 26, 2018
Judge Kavanaugh’s 1982 calendar, submitted to Senate Judiciary Committee pic.twitter.com/VxzMQvgxNE
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) September 26, 2018
F’real though… he wrote EVERYTHING DOWN.
He kept track of the scores of the Washington Bullets? Wow…
— Jason Masciulli (@jlm0013) September 26, 2018
That took some planning to hold onto his calendars for 35yrs to use as an alibi. He’s a freaking criminal mastermind.
— Kevin Lowe (@kevlowe737) September 26, 2018
AHAHA!
Or just one big nerd.
By late husband was a keeper of stuff like this, good thing we had a huge basement. Horse journals, cow journals, farm journals all with notes through out. Took me two years to go through it all.— @pjm7245❌ (@pjm7245) September 26, 2018
YESSSS.
I kept all of my planners too, until I recently moved to Arizona and tossed my entire life into a dumpster.
Anyway YES – he keeps track of EVERYTHING – And no… “Attend pool party and rape some chick” doesn’t make an appearance.
It’s ANOTHER appointment that has people GASPING.
“Go to Grease II” is all I needed to see. Not qualified. https://t.co/mw3DvNq6TX
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) September 26, 2018
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
I’m dead.
Who admits to going to see Grease II?
Clearly, Kavanaugh is a lunatic. https://t.co/c1DUXbqnRe
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) September 26, 2018
Honestly, can we trust the judgment of a man who saw Grease II in theaters? https://t.co/suh9NUGTpa
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) September 26, 2018
He saw Grease II in theaters. This shows terrible judgment on his part.
— Andrew Rothstein (@ASRothstein) September 26, 2018
He still wanted or agreed to see it. That summer was a bumper crop! He could have seen:
An Officer and a Gentleman.
Annie.
Blade Runner.
Conan the Barbarian.
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial.
Or last but not least,
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.Instead, Grease II. Sad.
— Andrew Rothstein (@ASRothstein) September 26, 2018
But wait…
There was a grease sequel?
— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) September 26, 2018
Yes – and this post should tell you all you need to know about it.
PS this is a JOKE, you moonbats. Please unclench before you embarrass yourselves. (You know who you are.)