Chelsea Handler’s Cosby/Kavanaugh Joke Reminds Us Just How Much She Sucks

What kind of person reads this tweet and goes “Wow! That’s HILARIOUS!”?

Bill Cosby is set to serve 3 to 10 years in prison, but when he’s released he’s expected to be nominated to the Supreme Court.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 25, 2018

…FFS.

I mean… holy mother of LAME. If this is “funny” then I’m a billionaire.

(Neither are remotely true.)

I remember when you used to be funny…what happened?

— J.Esq. (@jyourth) September 25, 2018

I mean surely she must have been funny AT SOME POINT to get to where she is now, right?

Maybe?

When was that???

— Crosseyed Miles (@CrosseyedMiles) September 25, 2018

Yeah, no she wasn’t

— Just a Proud American 🇺🇸 (@Prd_American123) September 25, 2018

Oh. Got it. My bad.

But SERIOUSLY:

Crickets. Do you like crickets? They make a nice chirping noise that helps break up the awkward silence after a really bad joke.

— JoeInNoHo (@JoeInNoHo) September 25, 2018

Uhh, that joke was terrible.

— #FireGarrett (@B_Gribbin) September 25, 2018

I cannot even begin to speculate as to the state of your liver these days

— @RegularEd (@RegularEd) September 26, 2018

Maybe she’s born with it…

Maybe it’s FULL BLOWN CIRRHOSIS.

I did find ONE fan:

That Joke was Effin hilarious and eerily accurate!!

— Jett (@Jetty70) September 26, 2018

AHAHAH! Now THAT’S funny!

…oh. Wait. She’s serious.

Womp WOOOOOMP.