Florida Democrats Nominated A Legit Socialist For Governor

Rep. Ron DeSantis won the Republican primary for governor of Florida. Here’s the final tally, via NYT:

He smoked Putnam. Trump is stoked.

YEAAAAAH. About that. Democrats voted for a legit socialist– Andrew Gillum.

He’s all for universal healthcare and a mandated $15 an hour minimum wage. OH! And he wants to abolish ICE and impeach Trump, so that’s neat.

He was endorsed by Bernie Sanders himself.

Those are our choices, Florida. An insane socialist or Constitutional conservative. DO NOT LET ME DOWN. (Pro-tip. If DeSantis throws a Pub sub party, he’s sure to win the election. Complimentary chicken tender subs go a long way. Trust me.)

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