Just So You Know, Trump Talked The Gestation Of Turkeys

Don’t get me wrong. I’m super pumped for fall. I want to preemptively lose like, 7 lbs so I can gain it back around Thanksgiving without feeling bad about it. #HolidayPlanning. But do I want to hear President Trump talk about the gestation of turkeys? Uh…I don’t know? Not really? Too bad, because it happened last night.

He was talking about how you can’t just get deals done like that *snaps finger*. You need to let them “gestate.” You know. Like a turkey. On Thanksgiving? Huh?

.@realDonaldTrump explaining the “gestation” of a turkey pic.twitter.com/akbApF4Ain

— Patriot In Alabama (@PatriotInAla) August 22, 2018

Trump is currently talking about how you have to "gestate" a turkey for 8 hours. pic.twitter.com/BdjyoU7S8M

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) August 22, 2018

"It's got to gestate. The word gestate. It's like when you're cooking a chicken. Turkey for Thanksgiving. My mother made the best turkey."

A thing Trump just said. Yes, really.

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) August 22, 2018

See? I am not making this up. This happened.

Watch: Gestated turkey for Thanksgiving. Just like mom used to make. pic.twitter.com/PxlpEaGMSN

— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) August 22, 2018

I don’t think gestation is the right word to use when you’re talking about cooking turkeys, but I see you Trump. I SEE YOU.

As you were!

h/t Twitchy