Vice Doesn’t Believe Women Or Jews Or Gay People Should Have Guns, FYI

*This post has been updated. Scroll to the bottom for details.*

I take the left’s constant attack on the Second Amendment and NRA personally. How dare they question my right to defend myself and loved ones.

They truly believe we’re idiots who shouldn’t have guns. Think I’m exaggerating? Think again.

The moronic libs at Vice actually devoted an entire piece to mocking people who believe in the Second Amendment. It’s titled, “A Very Incomplete List of People Gun Rights Activists Think Should Be Armed.”

These gun rights voices believe, as NRA President Wayne LaPierre once said, that “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” Bad guys, in this worldview, are omnipresent; it’s pointless to try to stop them from getting the most advanced weaponry possible. The answer is to make it easier for good guys to get guns—a project that has been pursued with much gusto and success. That this might make it easier for bad guys (or good guys who turn bad) to get guns is an unfortunate side effect, but in the end, it won’t matter, because the goal is to make sure everyone is prepared to engage in a shootout at all times.

And by everyone, I mean everyone. Here is a surely incomplete list of people that gun rights activists believe should be packing heat. Once all of these categories of Americans are all carrying guns on them at all times, presumably we will finally be safe:

Get ready. Here’s the list of TOTAL WACKOS gun-grabbers want to have guns. Obviously these people shouldn’t have weapons.

Schoolteachers

Preachers

Anyone who goes to a nightclub

Women

Gay people

Jews

Trans people

“Every black person in America” –Ann Coulter

College students

Truckers

Firefighters

Paramedics

Anyone with a job in an office

Some people who commit domestic violence

Neighborhood watch volunteers like George Zimmerman

Judges and legislators

Doctors in hospitals

People at movie theaters

People in bars

Pilots on planes

Passengers on planes

People on the terrorist watch list

Holocaust victims

The left constantly says conservatives are trying to tear people down. We insult everyone. We’re the jerks. Yet here they are. They’re straight up saying that preachers, doctors in hospitals, paramedics, black people, gay people, trans people, Jews, women and schoolteachers shouldn’t have weapons.

This is what they believe.

*Update: This post has been updated. It’s been a whirlwind of a week (CPAC and Fox and all) and I initially misread “incomplete” for “incompetent,” BUT I will say that I’m not retracting this piece, because the point still stands. It’s implied. They ABSOLUTELY believe we’re all incompetent imbeciles who shouldn’t have guns.