Joe Biden Expresses He May Be Dead Before Resolution Is Found In Hunter’s Legal Woes

From falling downstairs? Or walking aimlessly into an abyss because your staffers weren’t around to direct your every move?

Or perhaps from being swallowed whole by the mayhem you have subjected our entire country to?

*takes deep breath*

Okay. I’m done.

Anyways, President Joe Biden is worried he may pass away before his son’s legal problems find a resolve. In fact, Joe and Jill Biden both believe that Hunter Biden’s legal problems could very well worsen in the coming months, according to a source that is close to them.

Just last week, Special Counsel David Weiss indicted Hunter Biden on three gun-related charges, which could amount to 25 years of time in prison.

According to Breitbart, Hunter’s legal problems will worsen on the basis of pending charges for tax violations.

President Joe Biden stands firm in believing his son has done nothing wrong.

…this is the same guy who believes he’s made immense progress with the economic well-being of this country while actively shattering it.

The House Oversight Committee intends to subpoena Hunter Biden and James Biden’s personal and business bank records, and scheduled an impeachment inquiry hearing for September 28.

I’ll be awaiting these results with a full bowl of popcorn.

This must be how girls feel when a new episode of The Bachelor comes out.