Hillary And Chelsea Attend A Broadway Play; Someone Takes A Dump In The Aisle Next To Them. This Is A Real Story.

This probably shouldn’t have made me laugh out loud, right? Is that wrong? Is that frowned upon?

According to the sourcelink, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton attended a recent performance of “Some Like It Hot,” and happily held up their programs for a photograph. But the caption, y’all. OMG THE CAPTION.

I’m sorry, but I legit LOLd.

And then I felt a LITTLE bad about that, because it turns out it wasn’t a prank played on the pair by a poop perpetrator. Instead, it appears to have been the result of an accident suffered by an elderly theater-goer. But there are mixed reports. From the source:

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source, “the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

The insider added, “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”

The first insider says that after the most recent incident, an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”

The source wildly speculated, “There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”

I mean, even if it WAS an accident, I can’t help but think whoever the culprit was decided that if an accident was gonna happen, then by golly they had themselves the perfect place to HAVE the accident. You know what I mean? It’s all just too perfect.

Anyway, fair warning to anyone planning to attend that particular Broadway show – don’t be Hillary and Chelsea Clinton when you go. The theater’s already got its share of human turds there.