I Had A Bizarre Interaction With A Britney Spears Fan, And Am Still Recovering From The Crazy.

OMG YOU GUYS.

You might recall some months ago when Daisy and I covered the news story about Britney Spears coming out from under her long-standing conservatorship. We are not rabid followers of Britney Spears, but she was making news headlines when that whole thing happened, and we gave it minimal attention and then moved on with our lives.

For the past few years, Britney Spears has been doing these vacant-eyed, bizarre modeling/dancing videos on her personal IG and TikTok accounts. That didn’t change once she became independent from her conservatorship. If anything, her behavior got even weirder. TONS of nude photos, lots of ranting that makes no sense, etc.

But one of her latest posts on IG caught my attention, and I took a screenshot of it and posted it on Twitter. BEHOLD.

I’ve been at my Aunt Suzy’s house 🏠, we made 3 pies 🥧 to give at church service this Sunday ⛪️ !!! I hear the men prefer the cherry 🍒 and the women prefer banana 🍌 !!! Either way … the news of me being tipsy in the news then exploiting my past is a clever way to make me look like a pardoned woman that we can look at and say AWWW !!! My neighborhood friend says I will pay for it the rest of my life !!! I’m sorry dear friend but if you ever got a taste of my pie … I could finally deliver it with my beautiful ass … I think my ignorant ways of trusting these TRUSTEES might have no where else to look …. not at an ice bowl 🧊or to show relevance but maybe MY ASS 🍑 to intertwine real church service versus a blind sighted set up … which one 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ ???? Pssss different edit of RED !!!!

If you can make heads or tails of that bizarre diatribe, please let me know, because I’ve read it several times now and still have no idea what she’s trying to say.

Anyway, so I shared that as you can see above on Twitter. Enter “Driftwood” who seems to be a huge defender of Britney (even though he can’t spell her name correctly). The conversation that we had was so freaking wack that I promised myself (and him) that I would share it on our Wall of Shame. Brace yourself.

Here’s the start of the exchange.

OMG.

So this dude was actually trying to suggest that Britney’s entire IG and TikTok accounts are filled with someone POSING as Britney Spears. It’s such an absolutely absurd suggestion that I was legit laughing out loud.

I responded to that last comment with my favorite Jennifer Lawrence gif that I use FREQUENTLY on Twitter whenever any weirdo tries to tell me something that is just flat nonsense. It comes in SO HANDY. It’s this one.

Driftwood didn’t like that. He responded, “Eat a d*ck” which ALSO made me LOL, so I retweeted it.

Driftwood still wanted to make his case.


He pressed on.

And there was still more.

That’s when I realized Driftwood is, unfortunately, not a leftist. He’s politically aligned with us, which is a huge disappointment. I hate when the crazy infects our side of the aisle.

He kept pushing.


So there you have it, y’all.

This level of tin foil hatting is just beyond ridiculous. And it’s the kind of crazy that makes me worried that our culture really is doomed.

But, you know, y’all feel free to “do some research” to learn more about this amazing Britney Spears body double. Report back. I’ll be over here in reality, where people with functioning brains and eyeballs can clearly see that Britney Spears continues to be every bit as Britney Spears as she has been for years. She was creating bizarre videos during her conservatorship, and she is creating bizarre videos now. None of that has changed. She needs help – not conspiracies. And pretending that what’s presented on her social media is a body double isn’t helpful. It’s psychotic.

Our culture is borked.