Washington Commanders’ New Mascot Is A Pudgy Pig In A Helmet Named “Major Tuddy”

I’m a KC Chiefs fan personally, and I hope they don’t do us dirty like they did any Redskins fans out there. (Are there people who are fans of the Redskins?) After changing the name of their team to the “Washington Commanders” in order to be more politically correct, they’ve now revealed their mascot. I’m so sorry to inform you that it is a pudgy pig in a helmet with a toothy grin. His name is Major Tuddy. Seriously.
Meet the #Commanders new mascot, Major Tuddy
— NBC4 Sports (@NBC4Sports) January 1, 2023
According to the team, his love for Washington football began when he was just a piglet after watching the Hogs offensive lines of the 80s and 90s.
He also hails from Upper MarlBOARo, Maryland. @nbcwashington @JPFinlayNBCS #HTTC pic.twitter.com/k6MmpizEcw
How many months and millions of dollars did they have to come up with a mascot and they decided on a fat pig in a helmet? That was the best they could do? Y’all, their big announcement was that “He’s kind of a pig deal.” Seriously?!
He's kind of a pig deal…
— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) January 1, 2023
WELCOME OUR NEW MASCOT, 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙐𝘿𝘿𝙔! 🐷 pic.twitter.com/N6eMy6goiV
They decided on a “hog” as a nod to the famous offensive lines of the 80s and 90s who were called the “Hogs.” But some of those guys aren’t feeling flattered by the nod. They’re so mad about it, in fact, that they’re suing the Washington Commanders. According to Outkick, after their football days, “several former Hogs formed an LLC called O-Line Entertainment. They’ve accused the team of trying to capitalize and profit on their nickname and accomplishments.”
Can’t make this up – original Hogs suing the Commanders. Wow. Riggins, Jacoby. This is real. pic.twitter.com/NoazjEBXdd
— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) December 26, 2022
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6 Comments
Washington Commanders – better known as “The Commies.”
Doesn’t seem to be inclusive of Judaism and Islam.
I used to be a Redskins fan. I am decidedly not a “Commanders” fan. Basically, my favorite team now is whoever is playing Dallas.
As for this new mascot, just wow. There are no words…
This is just embarrassing.
I have to wonder how a fat pig passed the Woke litmus test. Shrug. Cue the cries of “racism” or some other objection in 3, 2, 1.
Body positivity? (you know it’s good when spellcheck doesn’t recognize “positivity”)