Arrest Warrant Issued for Sam Brinton Over ANOTHER Luggage Theft
I don’t want to come across as gleeful over someone else’s misfortunes, but I CAN’T NOT LOL AT THIS.
Sam Brinton, the Department of Energy official who’s into “puppy play” and doesn’t know how to match his shoes to his outfit, was recently placed on administrative leave for allegedly stealing a suitcase at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport. The universe apparently figured that wasn’t hilarious enough, because now there’s a felony arrest warrant issued for Brinton for stealing ANOTHER SUITCASE at ANOTHER AIRPORT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
The warrant is for “grand larceny with a value between $1,200 and $5,000 for allegedly stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport” in Las Vegas. Details are still emerging as this is a breaking news situation, but I feel like we already know Brinton’s MO: don’t check luggage, go to baggage claim anyway, wait for a nice Vera Bradley bag to come around, take it, and roll on out.
I know it’s wrong to judge people based on appearances, but the first time I saw Baldy McPuppyperv with lipstick smeared over his mouth like he’d sunk his teeth into a dead rabbit a la Smeagol, I knew he was no good.
Like, okay, forget the suitcases for a second. Real talk, is anyone else deeply disturbed and, frankly, grossed out by his lipstick application???
WHY DOES HE PUT ON LIPSTICK LIKE THAT WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE HIS EASTER BASKET IS FILLED WITH THE FLESH OF LITTLE BUNS AND DUCKLINGS INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE EGGS
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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9 Comments
He’s exercising his non-binary privilege. He’s above the law.
He seems to have company in the military.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/12/sick-us-army-col-poses-uniform-pup-mask-secret-army-pup-kink-patrol-exposed/
That Sam Brunson is EXTREMELY Creepy.
Since Brinton’s into puppy play, his initials, SOB, (Sam Otis Brinton) fits him perfectly. After all, male puppies are sons of bitches!
This guy is mentally disturbed and crying out for help. As if the gender fluid junk isn’t a big enough red flag and his openly sexual kinks, now he’s stealing luggage and God knows what else that he hasn’t been caught doing. The guy needs to be in a straight jacket instead of employed as the deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy. He shouldn’t be anywhere anything nuclear. But that’s the Biden Administration for you, employ the people who check off the most woke victimhood boxes instead of those who are the most qualified for the job.
But is anyone in the “main stream media” reporting on this person and their illegal activities? if not, then most of the people who need to see this won’t and so it will amount to another ‘Republicans pounce” reaction instead of actual reporting of the news.
At the least it needs to be fired and then tried for it’s multiple felonies and if convicted thrown in jail.
Is he still on the payroll?
If he is, Brinton should be buying his own luggage instead of stealing someone else’s. Gay males often claim to be a disadvantaged minority, but the fact of the matter is that many of them are from white middle class suburban backgrounds, have college degrees and have higher disposable incomes than urban husbands/fathers supporting a family.
A padded cell and a diet of strong drugs is what is needed for it.