Twitter Thread Compares FLOTUS Dresses to Furniture Inspo, and it Is Hilarious

I honestly never paid any attention to First Lady– that is, Doctor— Jill Biden, because, well, why would I? But then an intrepid Twitter user gave me a reason: her wardrobe.

Jill’s stylist dresses her like an old sofa that’s getting an upcycle (which, now that I think about it, is actually a pretty apt metaphor), and Twitter user @Maga4Justice has done some serious digging to prove it.

BEHOLD:

The thread goes on and on, and y’all, it does not get old. From bedspreads and (gulp) puppies:

To premonitions and desk chairs:

It is genuinely unbelievable how much innocent furniture was flayed to clothe the First Lady.

But prepare for the worst one. Have some eye bleach ready, fam.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHICKS ON THE RIGHT

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  1. UrbanVRWCMom Oct 12, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    At another conservative website, someone joked that Jill was wearing a dress she saw in the window and couldn’t resist. I piled on with, ” . . . the bathroom window, that is”.

  2. MOL Oct 12, 2022 at 4:34 pm

    Yep. She either dresses as furniture or does the lady of the night look.