Kamala Harris Delivers Another Meaningless Word-Salad Speech At NASA Johnson Space Center

Today, Kamala Harris gave a speech at the NASA Johnson Space Center. I’m no rocket scientist, but I’m pretty sure these people are. Some of them, at least. And as I listen to this speech, I can’t help but notice how slowly she’s talking. Like she’s condescendingly speaking very slowly so an idiot can keep up. I generally listen to all my books and podcasts on 3x speed (except for Ben Shapiro, who’s normal life speed is already 2x speed, so I can only listen at 2x speed for him). But this clip of a random chunk of her speech sounds like she’s speaking at .5x speed. I feel so bad for these people who have to sit there and listen to this speech.

But the droning slowness of the speech isn’t what brings us together today. It’s yet another truly incredible Kamala quote. Seriously, this woman spoke 40 whole words and said literally nothing at all. It’s incredible. It might even be called a talent. I’m not sure anyone can do it quite like her.

“Today, the business of our work is for the council to report on the work that has occurred since our last meeting across these areas. We will today also discuss the work yet ahead, the work we must still do.”

Some of us have actually heard a similar speech before.

I know Kamala has some serious issues with retaining employees, but is she writing her own speeches at this point? Surely someone isn’t being paid to write that kind of stuff for her. It’s horrifying and embarrassing.