

Just so we’re all clear, I am on the STRUGGLE BUS this morning due to Daylight Savings Time. Not gonna lie. It’s been a rough one this year, and I officially a Karen who wants to speak to a manager about it.
Also, Tom Brady hasn’t enjoyed his two hours of retirement, so like Jimmy Buffet and other jackwads before him who can’t seem to just RETIRE ALREADY OMG, he’s un-retiring. Easy there, Brett Favre.
And, Obama would like you to know that he has a scratchy throat, so you need to get a fourth Covid shot. That’s how it works now, because SCIENCE.
Oh yeah – and taxation is STILL theft!
Happy Monday, everyone! I will need a nap by 1 pm.