Pariah Carey Would Like You To See Her Closet.

Look.  I know there are probably a lot of Mariah Carey fans out there who will be all mad at me for being catty about her closet, and you’ll want to send me emails and post comments about how catty I’m being about her closet.  You can save your breath.  I don’t care if you’re mad.   I’m going to be catty about her closet.

BEHOLD:

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Now, let’s not kid ourselves. I would LOVE to have her closet. I would likely not have the same kinds of outfits in it, since I’m not a fan of wearing things that have lots of sequins and that are 12 sizes too small for me. Have you noticed this? She looks like she’s about to bust out of whatever she’s wearing, at all times. Also, my closet wouldn’t be filled with elaborate leotards. But the size of her closet, and the various rooms in her closet – OMG. Yes. Yes please.

The problem with the closet is that it belongs to Mariah Carey (and no, that’s not a typo in the title of this post.) Mariah Carey is one of the most insufferable women on the planet. I’m not saying she hasn’t earned her wealth. Of course she has. I’m simply saying that it sucks that someone so totally ghastly has such a glorious closet.

I think it’s time to revisit one of my favorite Pariah Carey moments OF ALL TIME.

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And then of course there was her completely blitzed out acceptance speech for some award she won:

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You know what I hate? Her hand fluttering. What IS THAT?

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Anyway. I can’t stand her. But now you know what her closet looks like.

You’re welcome.