As I mentioned a few days ago, Perpetually Aggrieved Imbecile Alyssa Milano found a new thing to b*tch about:
Put women in the constitution! #ERANow #FearlessGirl pic.twitter.com/1EB8GxiwiH
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) June 4, 2018
Um…whut?
Fact Check: True 😎 pic.twitter.com/gaxByw7h1q
— Persnickety (@Dawnsfire) June 4, 2018
Riiiiight.
But see… Alyssa isn’t the type to think things through. She’s the type to scream about the latest liberal talking point until she’s blue in the face, NO MATTER WHAT.
So of course, she’s still on it.
I asked for a meeting with @SpeakerRyan today—to discuss equality for women and the Equal Rights Amendment—he declined.
96% of Americans believe that women should be protected under the constitution. He is the 4%. #ERANow
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) June 5, 2018
Translation: I’m FAMOUS. Paul Ryan OWES ME his time.
Here’s the thing, dumbdumb… I TOO am in the “96% of Americans believe that women should be protected under the constitution.”
Fortunately… I’m also smart enough to realize THE CONSTITUTION PROTECTS ALL AMERICANS, YOU SACK OF ROCKS.
But nah. She just CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS SIMPLE NOTION.
Honestly, I cannot see any reason any citizen needs to do anything. I know the foolish patriarchs feel they can assume women citizens are different.
Still, the 14th Amend uses the term “person”, not “men”. Therefore, it has been UNCONSTITUTIONAL to deny equality to all.
Resist# pic.twitter.com/3aV5keBJrc— Sparky (@SparkyLanders) June 5, 2018
She responds.
Hi. The 14th amendment was included in the constitution before women even had the right to vote so clearly it was not meant to apply to us.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) June 6, 2018
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW.
By this logic, freedom of the press does not apply to digital media. https://t.co/oV9zzKTVbn
— neontaster (@neontaster) June 6, 2018
By this logic, freedom of the press does not apply to digital media. https://t.co/oV9zzKTVbn
— neontaster (@neontaster) June 6, 2018
I am sooo glad we have the constitutional expert Aylssa Milano explain this stuff to us plain folk in fly over country. Wow. So grateful.
— Greg Perkins (@littletexgreg) June 6, 2018
BINGO.
But f’real…
I’m not sure which part of this tweet is dumber – the fact that you think a declined meeting indicates he doesn’t believe women should be protected, or the fact that you think women aren’t protected under the Constitution. Have you considered reading the 14th Amendment, or no?
— Rusty Weiss 🤔 (@rustyweiss74) June 6, 2018
All people are protected by the Constitution.
Have you even read it?
Do you even know what you’re talking about????
— Omar L.A. (@omarslopezarce) June 6, 2018
SPOILER ALERT: Alyssa can’t actually read.