Chicago Tribune Wins The Internet With Their “Local” Take On The Royal Wedding

I am by no means a fan of the royals.

I did not watch the royal wedding… I will not catch re-runs.

Why? I JUST DON’T CARE.

But it does go beyond that. In fact, I find it all rather gruesome. Hannah BEAUTIFULLY captures how I feel about all of it in a GLORIOUS rant she published last night.

Just count us out, ok?

Anyway… every headline on every website is about the royal wedding… this one:

Northwestern graduate marrying British guy rn https://t.co/50UphKcJ2W pic.twitter.com/WjRcYL3oxc

— Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) May 19, 2018

HAHAHAHHAHA.

Everyone agrees this is top-notch journalism:

This. Headline. 💯 https://t.co/iWg9jVd0g2

— Jen (@JenReadsRomance) May 19, 2018

Love this local angle tweet. https://t.co/2InWnD8Znz

— Barbara Rodriguez (@bcrodriguez) May 19, 2018

Epic tweet https://t.co/SdfoBN8rYU

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) May 19, 2018

Headline champion of the world. https://t.co/5guvutazqz

— Jerod Smalley (@JerodNBC4) May 19, 2018

PS…Is Meghan Markle’s mom’s nose pierced? I hate to sound judgy… but I took my nose piercing out when I was 20. It started feeling too out of place when I went to professional interviews or internship meetings…

So yeah. Royal Wedding nose ring is KIIIIDA TACKY in my book. Nothing WRONG with nose piercings… it just seems SO out of place.

But again. I think this whole thing is tacky (and I hate it.)