Dude Who Claims He’s A Time Traveler From The Future Makes Some Interesting ‘Predictions’

Hannah Bleau

Here’s your “WTH” story of the day.

Meet Noah. Noah claims he’s a time traveler. He’s apparently traveled all the way from the year 2030 to see us.

See libs? Donald Trump isn’t going to usher in the end of mankind after all!

To prove that he’s “legit,” he took a lie detector test. Of course, there’s no way to actually validate that it wasn’t rigged. We just get to see “True” pop up on the screen.

Anyway, Noah made a few predictions. (Do we still call them predictions if the dude making them claims to be from the future?)

Basically, Noah claims that President Trump will be reelected in 2020, Artificial Intelligence is going to take over the world (basically), and some weirdo named Ilana Remikee will be President of the United States in 2030.

He also suggests global warming has caused temperatures in North America to increase while Europe has cooled.

Humans will reach Mars in 2028 and, the same year, time travel will be discovered.

He states that electric cars will be able to travel as fast as diesel and petrol ones (despite many already being able to do so) and many forms of cancer have been cured.

In a previous interview with Paranormal Elite, Noah said he had anorexia and is in fact 50-years-old, but that he had taken an age rejuvenation drug which had transformed him into a 25-year-old.

At this point, sane people (such as myself) think this is just an insane dude who wants attention. To prove that he’s not, he decided to take a lie detector test, which as I’ve noted above, presents another set of problems.

But so-called Noah has received criticism from sceptics who claim the test was rigged.

‘All Apex TV does is flash an answer on the screen with a ding noise, that doesn’t truly validate the lie detector,’ wrote one critic.

‘You can see Noah fidgeting around with the monitors strapped around his fingers and I myself know from first hand experience that when you take a lie detector test you are supposed to sit back and remain completely still.’

Another added: ‘You need to show the name of the lie detector and go through the stages of setting up the test

‘2030 is not that far off so what was the name of the president he gave, [they] should be very much alive right now.’

Lie detector tests do no say if things are objective true, only that the person who is making the claim believes that they are true.

Noah says he has “hard evidence” of his claims, but he can’t reveal anything because he doesn’t want to create a paradox. #TimeTravelerProblems

So there you have it. Now you know the future.

h/t Daily Mail