Insufferable Feminists Are Marching Against President Trump Today

Remember last year’s Women’s March on Washington? How could you forget? We were all traumatized by Ashley Judd’s god-awful speech/poem about bloodstained bed sheets…

…and who could forget Madonna telling everyone about her dream of blowing up the White House?

Modern day feminism, everyone. That’s what it looks like. That’s why I wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot pole. Why would I want to associate with a movement that considers lines like, “I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets” and “We don’t actually choose if and when to have our periods. Believe me if we could some of us would” and “We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants” inspiring and empowering?

No thank you.

Well, freaky, hairy feminists. Good news for you. There are marches happening all around the country today, including LA. A bunch of feminist celebs including Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, Natalie Portman, Sophia Bush, Nicole Richie and Paris Jackson will be attending that particular march.

Women’s March L.A. is part of a larger national movement for women’s rights, human rights, and social justice, with marches taking place all over the country on Jan. 20. The date marks one year that Donald Trump has been president. With midterm elections looming in November, the march will center on turning out the vote, offering on-site voter registration. The organization says speakers will focus on issues like voter turnout, access, restrictions, and intimidation and will discuss a plan of action leading up to November 2018 and beyond.

#WomensMarch2018 is currently trending, because Twitter decided it’s really important that we talk about that.

President Trump is celebrating the anniversary of his inauguration by shutting down the government. We celebrate the anniversary of the resistance to his agenda. –@JustAskDonna, @NYCLU #womensmarch2018 #womensmarchnyc

— ACLU (@ACLU) January 20, 2018

Isn’t that lovely? They’re celebrating resisting for the sake of resisting. They sure loooove patting themselves on the back.

Mmkay, so I’m confused….. aren’t the same people marching to support #WomensMarch2018 the same people who want to do away with gender lines and murder female babies?? #LiberalLogic pic.twitter.com/d4BWS3wQnd

— Panthera 0nca (@Panthera_0nca) January 20, 2018

Yes. Don’t ask me how they justify that.

#RallyOnRaleigh photos!#WomensMarch2018 in Raleigh. pic.twitter.com/iUlUx0zyxb

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) January 20, 2018

Train filled with young protest marchers, heading to Philadelphia #WomensMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/sId4aqQa16

— Julie West (@juliablulia) January 20, 2018

Good morning, Dallas! Looking good. #womensmarchdallas #womensmarch2018 pic.twitter.com/tvcY9HbqRc

— Teresa Lensch (@ListWithLensch) January 20, 2018

I hope the attendees at the #WomensMarch2018 do what they did last year and wear pussy hats while complaining about men only thinking of them as sex objects.

— The Gay Republican (@GayRepublicSwag) January 20, 2018

HA. Me too. That’s rich.

"I never trust a narcissist" #WomensMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/quJDE2aGB0

— Bethany (@SwiftBethany13) January 20, 2018

Oh, darlings. Didn’t you hear? Obama isn’t in office anymore.

at our #WomensMarch2018 booth in Raleigh: sign the #durham2palestine petition and pick up a sign! pic.twitter.com/AomrA9qYgA

— JVP Triangle NC (@NCarolinaJVP) January 20, 2018

Might as well throw a random petition in there. Why the heck not? After all, RESIST.

St. Louis @MomsDemand at the @StlWomens March!! Gun violence is a womens issue and Congressional inaction is unacceptable. #WhyIMarch #WomensMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/9lPjuMmcD7

— Becky (@Rebecca_221B) January 20, 2018

Oh yeah. Throw in “gun violence.” Let’s just resist EVERYTHING today.

It’s a beautiful day to march for our rights.
#WomensMarch2018 #WomensMarchDC pic.twitter.com/2RQortLwl5

— Luisa Haynes (@wokeluisa) January 20, 2018

I’m sorry. What rights do you no longer have? Do let me know.

Fort Worth Texas #WomensMarch2018 pic.twitter.com/aCzbzfJMmP

— Indivisible TX-24 (@indivisibletx24) January 20, 2018

VERY classy sign you have there, madam. (Yes. I just assumed her gender. Come at me.)

Hey @realDonaldTrump

Today I march for the DREAMERS and the children you left vulnerable. #TrumpShutdown #WomensMarch2018

— Susan❄️Resister❄️ (@SusanNow3) January 20, 2018

Good to know you put illegals above citizens. You should feel very proud of yourself. You’re such a good person.

Hey #WomensMarch2018 protestors

Are you going to mention that President Trump has the first woman press secretary in over a decade, and the most women in high ranking/cabinet positions in history? pic.twitter.com/QRSMPKnFdV

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 20, 2018

Nooooope. Not gonna happen.

Happy Birthday to the FIRST WOMAN to run a successful presidential campaign!

We love you @KellyannePolls🎂❤️

Thank you for being a true role model for young women everywhere.#MAGA#SaturdayMorning#HappyBirthday #WomensMarch2018 #WomensMarchDC pic.twitter.com/6qXkiDsLYL

— ᗰĪ55Y ŔᗩƐ (@W_C_Patriot) January 20, 2018

Don’t expect them to celebrate that either.

These leftist women don’t even know what they’re protesting, it’s so utterly pathetic. What an embarrassment to the United States.

Resist Resist!

Resist what you fools? Resist tax cuts? Resist Jobs? Resist border security? Resist a strong America?

Losers. #WomensMarch2018

— Mike (@mike_Zollo) January 20, 2018

Yes. They must resist keeping more of their own money. That is so evil. They must resist national security. That makes other countries feel bad! Sorry you’re incapable of being as compassionate as them.

.@realDonaldTrump

You didn’t need to do this.

But you did.

So today…

I march for the dreamers you didn’t protect.

And the children you left vulnerable. #WhyIMarch #TrumpShutdown #PowerToThePolls #WomensMarch2018

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) January 20, 2018

Have fun marching in circles, nasty gals. Meanwhile, Muslim women in the Middle East can get in HUGE trouble for refusing to wear a hijab. There are severe repercussions. But please continue to ignore them and feel sorry for yourselves. You’re CLEARLY the oppressed ones here. Slap that p*ssy hat on, pop your boobs out and MARCH.

h/t Page Six