#FakeNews? The ‘Truth’ Behind President Trump’s Famous Hair Revealed

This is the news. I’m sorry. I can’t help it.

According to Michael Wolff’s new book– the new book which the White House has dismissed as “trashy tabloid fiction”– President Trump had scalp reduction surgery at some point. Ivanka supposedly spilled the beans to her friends.

‘She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate – a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery – surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and security by a stiffening spray,’ Wolff wrote.

The book also claims that the president, at age 71, is no longer a natural blonde.

How is that a surprise? He’s 71. Of COURSE his hair is no longer naturally blonde. Give me a break. That’s not news.

Speaking of his unique blonde, Ivanka apparently told people that her father’s color is the product of his use of Just for Men.

‘The color, she would point out in comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men – the longer it was left on, the darker it got,’ Wolff said.

Just for Men is usually used to hide gray hairs.

‘Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color,’ the forthcoming book, entitled ‘Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,’ said.

Because the White House has dismissed this book as Actual Crap, and it really IS quite ridiculous, I don’t know if this is his “ACTUAL” hair secret. I mean, this crappy book also characterizes Ivanka’s relationship with her father as weird and cold.

Wolff characterizes it as ‘in no way conventional,’ having seen Ivanka take on the helper role ‘not just in [Trump’s] business dealings, but in his marital realignments.’

Ivanka, the president’s eldest daughter, is a product of his first marriage with Ivana Trump.

Since then he’s divorced Ivana, married and divorced Marla Maples and married Melania Trump.

‘If it wasn’t pure opportunism, it was certainly transactional,’ Wolff continued in his assessment of the Ivanka-Donald bond. ‘For Ivanka, it was all business – building the Trump brand, the presidential campaign, and now the White House.’

‘She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others,’ Wolff said.

That proves nothing. I’m extremely close with my dad, and I make fun of his hair ALL THE TIME. (He has crazy, uncontrollable curly mountain man hair.) If he had a comb-over, you can bet I’d make fun of that too. That’s not weird to me.

Anyway, back to Trump’s luscious locks.

Wolff’s assertion that Trump had scalp-reduction surgery is backed up by legal documents from a controversial time in the now president’s life.

According to the 1993 book, ‘Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump,’ reporter Harry Hurt III describes an incident between Trump and Ivana, his now ex-wife, taken from her deposition from the couple’s 1990 divorce in which she says her husband raped her while in pain from a scalp reduction surgery.

Ivana would later tweak her “rape” story.

“As a woman, I felt violated, as they love and tenderness, which he normally exhibited towards me, was absent,” Ivana said. “I referred to this as a ‘rape,’ but I do not want my words to be interpreted in a literal or criminal sense.”

Um…OK Ivana.

Anyway, there you have it. Trump’s hair “secret.” Can’t wait to see if he sets the record straight. That’s what we need– A HAIR TWEET.

h/t Daily Mail