Chelsea Clinton Denies Worshipping Satan… Hilarity Ensues

So because it’s 2018 and the world just keeps getting weirder, Chelsea Clinton and THE CHURCH OF SATAN had this cordial little conversation on Twitter:

Wonder no longer: pic.twitter.com/nXtDNWGJVW

— Mongo USA (@mongo951) January 4, 2018

Hmm. Alrighty then.

Hooters and Chrissy Teigen were all roped in to that conversation as well. Because OF COURSE.

So I guess some people took this to mean that Clinton is a full-scale DEVIL WORSHIPPER… and she decided to clear things up… (Honestly, you have to be Alex Jones to assume this makes her a Satanist. Calm the eff down, folks. You’re making us look bad.)

Yeah, but that’s what one of Beelzebub’s imps *would* say.

Chelsea Clinton denies worshipping Satan https://t.co/tV6rWswsmX

— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) January 4, 2018

According to the Hill:

Chelsea Clinton on Wednesday denied that she practices Satanism after a Trump supporter on Twitter took the former first daughter’s exchange of New Year’s wishes with the Church of Satan to mean she was affiliated with the group.

“I’m a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking,” Clinton responded to the woman.

Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don’t share our religious beliefs. Sometimes, we even marry them. I’m a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking. A very happy New Year to you Rhonda! https://t.co/8UH9SP8EWO

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) January 3, 2018

I love how Chelsea Clinton says “goodness gracious” like she’s some cute little grandma and not the actual spawn of Satan.

Anyway… the responses are HYSTERICAL…. because Chelsea Clinton + Satan = Comedy GOLD.

Worship is a little strong… it’s just family.

— a proper gander ͡° ͡° (@thxUSA) January 4, 2018

So she denounced her mom? That’s cold but probably best for her political future

— oicn2u (@oicn2u) January 4, 2018

“Satin! I said i worship ‘SATIN!’ It’s a really great fabric.”

— Ned Ryerson (@Crapplefratz) January 4, 2018

Hail Satin, Prince of smooth fabric.

— Martin Cohn (@NotAMartyCohn) January 4, 2018

Very graceful of you Chelsea. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/cCMCbx81RI

— Don Morgan (@Don_Morgan) January 3, 2018

And though I HATE her… I’m gonna give Chrissy some points for this one…

why does no one care about the hooters part of this story? i am a hooters girl married to a buffalo wild wings guy.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 3, 2018

Wow, no love for WingStop? I may have to rethink my support. 🤔

— diane alston (@dianelyssa) January 3, 2018

WingStop is the Scientology of this discussion imo. 😉

— Queen Aalthea (@MsQueen03) January 3, 2018

SO TRUE.