Jennifer Lawrence Wants To Give Trump A ‘Martini To The Face’

Jennifer Lawrence continues to be an insufferable dolt.

Oprah Winfrey recently interviewed her, and of course they talked about President Trump. Lawrence has big, big plans if they ever meet.

“I’ve got a pretty good speech. And it ends with a martini to the face,” Lawrence said. “I have something to say for all of them. I watch different characters on the news, and I’m like, ‘You just wait.'”

You just wait, guys. Lawrence is going to tell them where it’s at. If the moment ever presents itself, she’s totally going off on POTUS, ’cause #Resist.

“Oh, I would, definitely,” she said. “Oh, my God, I’ve been waiting for this moment. I’ll give you a hint — it’s not nice. You wouldn’t want me to say it to you.”

My guess is it contains a few f-bombs and a reference to Cheetos, because that’s how lame and unoriginal liberal feminists are.

In the meantime, she wants to help “pass a bundle of laws” to stop corruption in government. This is a woman who wanted Hillary Clinton– the freaking QUEEN of corruption– to be President of the United States.

Hilarious.

Also, this has nothing to do with her hatred of Trump, but I thought it was a super weird answer. Oprah asked her if she’s religious, and, well, see for yourself.

“I wouldn’t call myself an atheist,” she said. “I just believe in that thing, that something, whatever it is, that I do believe in.”

She believes in the thing that she believes in, but she doesn’t know what she believes in. But she believes in it.

Alrighty then. What a miserable way to live.

Anyway, there you have it. Lawrence believes in the thing that she believes in, and she wants to give Trump a martini to the face. Donald Trump Jr. responded, and I love it so much.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it would end… https://t.co/tbWEccHlY7

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 7, 2017

See– a martini to the face…that’s how the MOVIE version of Lawrence’s convo with Trump would end. Sorry Jen. I know you want to act extra tough, but this is real life. You’re not going to give Trump a martini to the face.