I told you all about #PIEGATE yesterday…
Sarah Huckabee Sanders baked a pie… and April Ryan embarrassed herself by making a big deal out of it.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you MUST catch up here. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
So, I reached out to Ms. Sanders to get to the bottom of the pie dish.
“Of course I made the pie,” Sanders told me. “I make it for every holiday family gathering and have for years.”
A source close to the Sanders and Huckabee families confirmed to me the authenticity and the tastiness of the pecan pies.
Ms. Sanders was using a recipe handed down to her by her mother and her grandmother.
“I also used to make them for my neighbors on my street at Christmas every year,” Sanders said.
In spite of Ms. Ryan’s injurious and slanderous accusations, Ms. Sanders offered to bake her a pie – accompanied by a #fakenews hashtag.
Ms. Ryan added insult to injury by telling Ms. Sanders she would decline a slice of the chocolate pecan pie.
“Okay I want to watch you bake it and put it on the table,” she tweeted. “But forgive I won’t eat it. Remember you guys don’t like the press.”
Perhaps Ms. Ryan was familiar with that infamous pie scene from “The Help” – and feared it might spark another viral hashtag: “Two-Slice Hilly.”
Can you even?
Can you imagine being offered pie and throwing a stink about how you’re not going to eat it?
If you need proof that April Ryan is a hag…. just remember Sarah Huckabee Sanders offered to bake her a pie, and she turned it down because it might be poisoned.
That’s the sign of a true monster, in my book.
PS this is all so freaking ridiculous. April Ryan is a JOKE…. and not even a funny one. She calls herself a journalist… does she REALLY not have anything else to freak about?