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November 8, 2017USA Today wants to scare the sh*t out of gun-fearing liberals…
They ran a little info-video… “A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting.”
Surely it’s completely unbiased and informative, right?
Let me know what you think, folks!
A look at the gun used in the Texas church shooting. https://t.co/xdxIf5fR77 pic.twitter.com/sUY1mCCLZC
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Of course they got called right the hell out, so they had to issue this little doodie:
To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017
Awkward.
Fortunately, Twitter users have responded in the absolute best way possible.
Are you sure the weapon didn’t look more like this? pic.twitter.com/MO4zNNz1iB
— Jacob Smyth (@JacobMyth) November 8, 2017
Or this? pic.twitter.com/z6RTFPaLGd
— Jacob Smyth (@JacobMyth) November 8, 2017
Ok… this one’s pretty graphic. BE WARNED…
Maybe this?
For when you’re feeling a bit murdery and rapey. It’s called the Hollywood Mod. pic.twitter.com/XQ0V6qbONF
— Dee Plorable (@candycaynze) November 8, 2017
HAHAHAHAHAHA
— B.Ro (@tungeesianfirs1) November 8, 2017
Too much credit given
I’m just a simple farmer harvesting memes to feed my family pic.twitter.com/Dn1Yp9Zhbl— B.Ro (@tungeesianfirs1) November 8, 2017
Serious question though…
Who does @USATODAY have consulting them on “chainsaw bayonet” attachments? HuffPost’s senior justice reporter Ryan Reilly? pic.twitter.com/e23mjB4H52
— Nick Short
(@PoliticalShort) November 8, 2017
I also OBVIOUSLY had to look up this mythical chainsaw bayonet. You know, for research.
Where do I get one of those chainsaw bayonet modifications? Would be super handy during a zombie apocalypse.
— TrumpsWHSquirrel
(@TrumpsSquirrel) November 8, 2017
FROM THIS GUY HERE!
Is this where you got your info, USA Today?
