Hillary Might Be A Professor At Columbia… And #HillaryCourses Is The Best Thing On The Internet!
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October 14, 2017As we reported yesterday, Hillary Clinton is “in talks” to become a professor at Columbia University.
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The former U.S. Secretary of State and presidential nominee is in talks with Columbia University to take on a formal role at the Ivy League — and potentially house her archives there, multiple sources told the Daily News.
One option under discussion is an esteemed “University Professor” role that would allow Clinton to lecture across a range of schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course load, one source said.
A former law professor, Clinton could maintain the vaunted but vague role indefinitely or decide at a later date she wants to settle at Columbia’s celebrated law school or maybe the School of International and Public Affairs, the source said.
Hannah suggested the course may be on “how to delete 33,000 emails.”
I think it may be a theatre class… “Feigning to be disgusted at sexual abuse.”
The internet has a few more suggestions, which is how #HillaryCourses was born!
How to marry a rapist & help him get elected President #HillaryCourses
— Bryan McCarty 👌🏻🐸 (@BryanMMcCarty) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses
Women’s Study 202: Profit From Enabling Sexual Predators pic.twitter.com/wU6QQdnhJQ— Catt (@CattHarmony) October 14, 2017
How to suicide people 101 #HillaryCourses pic.twitter.com/QlRGjStK9s
— WhiteNitemare (@Carl_Anthony215) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses finding blame in others pic.twitter.com/3kRLl8I7Ei
— Southerner (@Rushfan72310041) October 14, 2017
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— Laurie (@WaltsPrincesss) October 14, 2017
🛑How to marry a man to get ahead
🛑How to blame a man when you don’t
🛑How to use rich men for equal rights
🛑How to 😫sexism #HillaryCourses— CindyForTrump (@immigrant_legal) October 14, 2017
Why Your Grade Isn’t 50 Points Higher
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) October 14, 2017
What Difference, At This Point, Does Your Thesis Make?
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) October 14, 2017
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— John (@John_Florida_) October 14, 2017
Bimbo Eruptions Management #HillaryCourses
— Lizzy Lou Who🎃 (@_wintergirl93) October 14, 2017
The Microbiology of Political Parasites#HillaryCourses📚 pic.twitter.com/f5HvGzWaVH
— Stilettos 2 Sneakers (@BigLeague2020) October 14, 2017
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— HailToTheCovfefe🇺🇸 (@MichelleRMed) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses How to pay for your daughter’s $3 million wedding using only one charitable foundation.
— Kimberly (@Crazybabywren) October 14, 2017
How to Preach About Income Inequality While Wearing a $12,000 Armani Jacket #HillaryCourses
— Tim Scott (@TimScott80) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses @HillaryClinton
Strategies and Tactics for Playing the Victim Card pic.twitter.com/brT2gQNWUM
— pete602 (@petefrt) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses Pandering 200
— Mrs_Pinky85 (@mrs_pinky85) October 14, 2017
How to Blame Friends and Take Down Enemies #HillaryCourses
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 14, 2017
#HillaryCourses Pandering 200
— Mrs_Pinky85 (@mrs_pinky85) October 14, 2017
Post Election Survival 101:
Navigating In Wooded Areas While Drunk
— Jerry DiDomenico (@SurvivorFan2016) October 14, 2017
HAHAHAHHAA these all sound just about right!
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