Dating Website OK Cupid Is Teaming Up With Planned Parenthood

Hannah Bleau

Are you single and trying to figure out which dating site is for you? Well, allow me to take one off the list.

OK Cupid. It’s not very welcoming of people who are– you know– against murdering unborn children.

Can you think of a more sickening partnership? Like, “Hey you guys! Let’s face it. You’re probably going to accidentally knock up whoever you’re dating. We want to help you find someone who feels good about nipping that problem in the bud!”

I’m hardly exaggerating. Here’s OK Cupid’s announcement:

Today, we’re introducing a Planned Parenthood Badge to help our members connect over what’s important to them. The badge will read “#IStandWithPP” and will be prominently displayed on the profile of every OkCupid member who has publicly responded “no” to the question “Should the government defund Planned Parenthood?” And that’s a lot of people; over 80% of respondents have said “no” so far, and the question is garnering hundreds of new responses every day.

 

At OkCupid, we feel strongly about championing the causes that are meaningful to our members. So the decision to team up with Planned Parenthood Federation of America was an easy one.

 

“OkCupid’s partnership with Planned Parenthood is really exciting because it enables us to help people connect on the issues that matter to them. In this current climate, this matters more than ever when it comes to finding ‘your person,’” said Melissa Hobley, CMO of OkCupid. “We know that Planned Parenthood is driving conversations, support and education that millions care about. When we looked at the data, we saw that our community on OkCupid was talking about Planned Parenthood, so we decided to make it easy to find the folks who cared about the same thing.”

 

Responses to our iconic questions, like the one on Planned Parenthood, have always worked to inform our high-tech algorithm so it can connect OkCupid members with people they’ll really click with. But throughout this partnership, the Planned Parenthood Badge will make it even easier for supporters to start a conversation: not only will the badge highlight their support, but our algorithm will also recognize the badge and use it to promote like-minded daters to one another. The badge will stay in place for a month.

 

So make sure you’ve answered the question if you want to participate and meet other daters who feel the same way you do. After all, a shared cause is sexy — and can be just the thing that makes someone give your profile a second glance.

Ya hear that? Shared approval of murdering the unborn is sexy AF.

Isn’t that nice? OK Cupid is helping conservative men weed out who NOT to date!

To state the obvious, I advise against signing up for this dating website. It’s probably full of insufferable hairy feminists who don’t bathe because they’ve convinced themselves it contributes to global warming (or something to that degree). Also, they probably don’t wear bras. So if you’re not into serious sag, think twice. Just being honest here.

YES! A “serial killers are fine” badge! I mean, WHY NOT?

LOL! Good joke!

Now why would they do that, exactly?

Ya think?

Sick doesn’t even BEGIN to cover these people.

h/t Twitchy