Kim Kardashian Celebrates Getting 100 Million Instagram Followers

Miss CJ

Whoever was the 100 millionth person to follow this vapid hosehag, I want to hunt them down and punch them in the face.

According to this, Kim Kardashian has broken an OH SO IMPORTANT milestone (well, an important milestone for someone who has no reason for being famous, other than being famous). She just got her 100 millionth Instagram follower!

No thanks. I could inhale helium and get the same results, quite honestly. And that would actually be funny.

Those 100 million people are everything that is wrong with this world. They are how I know we’re doomed.