It seems like every day there’s another march. They all supposedly have different themes, but the only clear message is this: they all hate Trump.
Anyway, it’s starting to look like all the leftists REALLY want is a parade, and the opportunity to make some Trump-hating arts and crafts, because they put more effort into their signs than anything else they’ve ever done. (eg. getting a job)
So because this is one of my very favorite things to do, let’s review do a CRAFT TIME PHOTO REVIEW, shall we?!
First they made some crafts and did some sort of acid-trip-gone-wrong play. Ummm…..ok! GOLD STAR FOR YOU!
— C. Steven Tucker (@CStevenTucker) April 30, 2017
Leo was there! Did he fly in on his private jet? Did he dock his yacht in the Potomac? It doesn’t matter, because he made a SIGN, and that’s what it’s all about!
Leonardo DiCaprio protesting during the #climatemarch today
How much you want to bet he flew on a private jet to D.C.? pic.twitter.com/oBxE5WpTfQ
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) April 30, 2017
This is SO SO SO STUPID, but it looks like a BIRTHDAY CAKE! GOLD STAR!
— DCResisterBee🐝 (@DC_Resister_Bee) April 30, 2017
She needs help. Her words are all crooked and that looks NOTHING like Mar-A-Lago. Sorry kid, crafting fail. No matter, we’re all winners here! SILVER STAR!
These parents are teaching their children excellent and responsible argumentative skills! When in doubt: attack their tan. EXCELLENT! And nicely done on that color chart! Crafting success! GOLD STAR!
Not the best crafting, but way to be super clever and puny! I wasn’t on their side, but then I saw this clever and puny sign and WOW. My mind is CHANGED. GOLD STAR!
— Scully2017 (@Scully2017) April 30, 2017
Again, not the best crafting, but GOLD STAR for being the most absolutely ridiculous! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER, YOU INSANE AND CREATIVE LIBERAL!
— Pamela Moore (@Pamela_Moore13) April 29, 2017
Gonna be honest, these posters suck and the “tiny hands” joke is SO 2016. BRONZE STAR, you loser.
— Nabeel Khan (@hyp3rfr3ak) April 30, 2017
Some guys didn’t have signs, but they THEMSELVES were a work of grotesque art. SO MANY GOLD STARS FOR YOU.
— Steve Hirsch (@Stevenwhirsch99) April 29, 2017
And of course, as always…
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 29, 2017
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) April 29, 2017
— Jim Eastridge (@jimEastridge1) April 30, 2017