A friend of mine posted this on his facebook page the other day, and I smirked at it.
On March 15th, each of us will mail Donald Trump a postcard that publicly expresses our opposition to him. And we, in vast numbers, from all corners of the world, will overwhelm the man with his unpopularity and failure. We will show the media and the politicians what standing with him — and against us — means. And most importantly, we will bury the White House post office in pink slips, all informing Donnie that he’s fired.
Each of us — every protester from every march, each congress calling citizen, every boycotter, volunteer, donor, and petition signer — if each of us writes even a single postcard and we put them all in the mail on the same day, March 15th, well: you do the math.
No alternative fact or Russian translation will explain away our record-breaking, officially-verifiable, warehouse-filling flood of fury. Hank Aaron currently holds the record for fan mail, having received 900,000 pieces in a year. We’re setting a new record: over a million pieces in a day, with not a single nice thing to say.
So sharpen your wit, unsheathe your writing implements, and see if your sincerest ill-wishes can pierce Donald’s famously thin skin.
Prepare for March 15th, 2017, a day hereafter to be known as #TheIdesOfTrump
Write one postcard. Write a dozen! Take a picture and post it on social media tagged with #TheIdesOfTrump ! Spread the word! Everyone on Earth should let Donnie know how he’s doing. They can’t build a wall high enough to stop the mail.
Then, on March 15th, mail your messages to:
President Donald J. Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
I think you know where I’m going with this, right?
Send your postcards with words of encouragement to President Trump that day, y’all. If you want a hashtag, use #theidesoftrumpsupport or something. But two can play at this completely stupid game, and as long as we’re overwhelming the post office, might as well make it an overwhelming show of support, right?
Write one postcard. Write a dozen! Take a picture and post it on social media tagged with #TheIdesOfTrumpSupport ! Spread the word! Everyone on Earth should let OUR PRESIDENT know that we are behind him. We want the wall. We want the repeal of Obamacare. We want Gorsuch. We want him to keep Gitmo open. We want our military to be stronger. We want to defeat ISIS.
Liberals – thanks for coming up with this completely stupid idea. Conservatives – let’s make sure to share this far and wide to get the word out, and let’s beat them at their own stupid game.
Who’s with me?